Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
did i walk over a car last night?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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