Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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