i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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