her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
She just used a chaser for red wine.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I am available for nakedness
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks