Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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