what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
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She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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