he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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