How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
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