worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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