I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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