Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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