Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
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period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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