Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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