My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
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Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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