i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
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Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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