i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
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I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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