So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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