You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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