i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
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Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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