Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
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