Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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