at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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