sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
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I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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