I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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