it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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