margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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