He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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