remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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