He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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