Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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