If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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