She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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