Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
This is my gift to your gina
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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