that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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