it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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