i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
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She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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