dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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