Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
whose ass print is on the piano?
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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