I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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