don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
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You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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