I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
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We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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