This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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