Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Randomize
