and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
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Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Why can't burritos get me drunk
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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