I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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