Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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