I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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