but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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