i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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