i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
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She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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